Sunday, January 24, 2016

Barbie's & Johnny Depp






Being a daughter Daddy, I was never ashamed to do girlie things (and still am not as a Pappy), as I was never too macho to not let my daughter's cry in my arms, or see them in their bra, or provide natural intimidation with idiot teenage boys who were hanging around too long.  (I know I will be the same way with these 2 near-perfect granddaughters :-).)

I was definitely always willing to wear pink.  Hot pink is actually one of my favorite colors, and though the shirt is worn out and not yet replaced; I used to wear this incredible hot pink dress shirt, and get compliments (and questions) each time I wore it.

As a daughter Daddy, we watched Troop Beverly Hills so many times that I knew the lines almost as well as Christmas Vacation.  And we never missed an episode of Full House; though it was one of the most poorly acted shows ever produced for TV.  Plus, we never missed an episode of the Cosby Show, which was definitely funnier when the Cosby's kids were young.  The show grew long in the tooth though with the stupid teen stories and the even worse teen actors.  Oh the pain.

I am comfortable in my manhood, and if that means wearing pink, loving little girls, and playing Barbie's with them; then so be it. 

A few weeks ago, Pam was away one evening, and so I invited myself over to dinner at Angela's house, which brought me the added bonus of being able to arrive early and play Barbie with my granddaughters. (I was channeling my inner Johnny Depp, who, before he went all super-duper-stupid and left his wife and daughters for a younger prettier plaything, he used to escape into the land of Barbie with his daughters to handle the stress of his life.)  It really does reduce the stress; so he should have played with them more frequently; because then perhaps he wouldn't have been sidetracked with his little miss flavor of the month.

The top picture are the two Barbies that I dressed over a 40 minute time frame. This was high fashion time, let me tell you. The girls picked the outfits for me, and made sure that the accessories matched. They gave me the shoes, the purses, the jewelry, the hair ties, etc.  They even provided me with a comb so that I could brush the hair to make it look better.  It took quite the effort of outfit selection for each model to be exactly right from head to toe. And, my girls knew it!  They may only be 7 & 10, but they are 100% girlie-girl, and they know fashion!

The playhouse was a Christmas gift, and wow! is it ever a palace.  I loved listening to the girls talk to each other in Barbie language as they moved from room to room.

I love you girls.  Thanks for letting me crash your party.  It was so much fun!

I am a blessed man :-).

P.S. While dressing these Barbie's, it dawned on me that these long slender shapely legs looked like a popular woman's legs seen frequently on Sunday Night Football and from singing in close to a 100 music videos.  Yep, these are Carrie's legs.  The Barbie company must have hired Carrie as their leg model.

Saturday, January 23, 2016

School Lunch: Wow!




Yesterday, I had the honor of joining each of my granddaughter's for their school lunch period.  Can't say hour, as it is a fast-paced, well orchestrated 15 minutes of chaos.  Even with very little talking between us, 15 minutes is not very long.

What I was amazed at most was how the nutritional value of school lunches has changed.  Case in point:

The cheeseburger was made with a whole wheat bun, with fresh tomato slices and lettuce.  It was served with a bag of baby carrots and a side salad.  The salad had fresh spinach leaves, cherry tomatoes, and all the dressing choices were low-fat.  For the milk, the only option is fat-free; but I chose a bottle of water. 

There was no dessert; instead the choices were whole apples, or whole oranges, or cut strawberries. 

Yes, there were still a few nasty things like horrendous french fries or mac & cheese; both of these choices would leave you gagging.

All in all though; these school lunches were a massive improvement over what I remember them having been in the past.

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My first lunch was with Emma Jo, and she was walking dutifully down the hall towards the doors when she saw me.  She immediately broke formation and began running from 20 yards away to leap into my arms from 10 yards out and give me an incredible, very long bear hug and some great kisses.  She is my little lover; she gives me such great affection.  Never embarrassed about it, and always so sincere.  It warms/melts my heart, and I would die without it.  Her beaming smile lit up the whole area.

We talked and chatted and I was holding her in the lunch line when I realized that we were being watched . . ., so I put her down and let her walk by me.  Which is when the cascade of comments begin from the other children "Is that your Dad? Are you her Daddy? Why are you so tall? I'm Adrian; what's your name? to which I answered 'Pappy'".  2 teachers said "thanks Dad, it means a lot to these kids when their parents come, and "we're glad you're here today Dad."

But, for those of you that might be wondering.  I am not her Dad.  I am her Pappy.  I look my age, and how horrible I would feel if at my age, I actually had a daughter Emma's age.  Thanks for the thinking I am her Dad, but really?

The fast 15 flew by, and Emma then took me to her room, showed me where she sits in class, and introduced me to a few of her friends.  I was obviously the novelty show of the day, as I've never seen Emma with so many sudden friends that wanted to get a look at this man she was with.  Yes, I do know what it feels like to have 100 little eyes on you all at the same time.  Kind. Of. Creepy.

Next up was Ava Corinne, and her entrance is 180 degrees different that Emma's.  I did not want to embarrass Ava, so I asked her if it was ok for me to hug her, and she said yes, but I did not overdo it (as I am prone to do when around both of them).  I did however steal a few kisses on top of her head.  She smiled and rolled her eyes.  Her smile is infectious!

Our meal was the same; though this time I gave away my carrots to Ava.  The lunch area was more quiet than a whisper.  Ava told me it was because a large food-fight had ensued the previous day.  Playground privileges had been suspended as a means of discipline, and instead, all students had to sit in the hall for 20 minutes of recess, and not utter a peep.  And this was after not being able to speak during the lunch break.

I heard first hand the lunch lady at the microphone explaining the rules, and let me tell you, Marge the Sarge did a good job with her commanding voice of putting the fear of God back into this Godless school and the little minions sitting sheepishly at the table crunching on their carrots.  I can't imagine what the foot fight looked like; but it must have been bad.

Ava told me (without my prompting) that she did NOT participate in the food fight; and that she just sat and continued to eat her lunch.  I knew she would not have participated, as she is one of the most obedient children that I have ever known.

Our fast 15 ended quickly too of course; and Ava requested that I not escort her back to class, so, not wanting to embarrass her, she gave me a good hug and kiss and we said good bye.

I love you girls.  15 minutes or not; I loved every second that I was with you.

I am a blessed man.

Friday, January 1, 2016

Favorite Songs of 2015



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These are my 12 favorite songs discovered in 2015 in my 3 favorite categories.  I say discovered because when I posted a similar blog about new songs in 2014; one of my fellow anal-retentive borderline OCD numerically-inspired friends pointed out to me in a private message that not all of my songs were from 2014.  

True. They were not; but that is either: A) when I first heard them, or B) when I fell in love with them for the first time.  And the same is true for 2015, tho most of them are all completely new music for 2015.  Remember, this is because the test of truly great music is the ability to stand the test of time.  Example, "Burning Love by Elvis Presley" is from 1959, and 56 years later, it Rocks!, so much so that after just one listen, I loved it, and it made #2 on my list of favorites for best Pop of 2015.
 

Favorite Christian

The One I'm Running To: 7th Time Down (My overall favorite song of the year)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2BNVB_0cDI

Mercy Me: Greater
https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=mercy+me+greater&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-002

Mercy Me: Flawless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ZTfL5HVSk

The World That He Sees: TSO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMpa3_tiCA0



Favorite Pop

Maroon 5: Sugar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09R8_2nJtjg&list=RD09R8_2nJtjg#t=13


Elvis Presley: Burning Love
https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=elvis+presley+burning+love&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-002


Demi Lovato: Confident

https://www.yahoo.com/music/confident-official-video-215345447.html

Walk The Moon: Shut Up & Dance With Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhFvpS-I_6U




Favorite Country

Randy Houser: Goodnight Kiss
https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=randy+houser+goodnight+kiss&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-002

Kid Rock: First Kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTCnno-3EGE

Zac Brown Band: Beautiful Drug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgT0wG1ODqA



Jerrod Neiman: Drink To That All Night (My overall favorite video of the year)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1pMmg4_FWU


Happy New Year, as I look forward to the new music headed our way this year!